Note: Funny Bone

We've heard of a funny bone, but what about having funny in your bones.

Do you think you are capable of being funny?

M'Lady

"Memories light the corners of my mind..."

Does anyone else have Master of the House stuck in their head now?

See No Children, Hear No Children, Speak No Children

Not be judgy (except this whole blog is about passing judgment), but why even have kids - at this point would you even be aware they actually exist?

To Put It Mildly

In a business where image expectations constantly have me shaking my head, I'm caught off guard when a character breakdown actually baffles me.

"mildly attractive"

What? So, not hideous? Normal-ish? To be mildly attractive, you are attractive, but not really? Or you aren't quite ugly? I'm confused.

Salsa and weather forecasts are described with mild, not someone's appeal.

Leave Me Alone

I've always wanted to live in Switzerland.

Lucerne, Switzerland - Travel + Leisure

Baa

I feel like they should have put the quotation marks around "Talent"/'Talent' instead of sheep.

By the way, no pay for ewe.

Old MacDonald of New York

That "exotic pet" better be a tiger, an alligator, or a python if you expect to call yourself a real New Yorker.

But seriously, does the hamster really need to be walked?