This Little Piggy

These reminds me, I need a pedicure. Although, that wouldn't be nurturing my "talent".

Romantical

Just in time for Valentine's Day - a little collection of notices promoting ways to find love, keep love, or rekindle love - in front of millions of viewers.

Of course, if reality TV isn't your ideal path to love and commitment, there is always Craigslist.

Love is in the air! (or at least on it)

Note: Funny Bone

We've heard of a funny bone, but what about having funny in your bones.

Do you think you are capable of being funny?

To Put It Mildly

In a business where image expectations constantly have me shaking my head, I'm caught off guard when a character breakdown actually baffles me.

"mildly attractive"

What? So, not hideous? Normal-ish? To be mildly attractive, you are attractive, but not really? Or you aren't quite ugly? I'm confused.

Salsa and weather forecasts are described with mild, not someone's appeal.

Baa

I feel like they should have put the quotation marks around "Talent"/'Talent' instead of sheep.

By the way, no pay for ewe.