See No Children, Hear No Children, Speak No Children

Not be judgy (except this whole blog is about passing judgment), but why even have kids - at this point would you even be aware they actually exist?

Morning, Sunshine!

If you want your teenage daughter to hate you, definitely do this:

I actually considered looking into this job - mostly for the play-with-my-collie-in-the-park aspect, but to tell you the truth, I'm still like a teenager myself when it comes to getting up in the morning. So this one wasn't for me.

What would be your waking up a teenager method?